Matej

Shank [Polanski 2.0]

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Matej   
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Shank mad salty quoted saying this at 3am in discord and muting me after me questioning his sexuality. Kappa PJSalt. He deleted the chat records like a nazi-milennial-dean-worshipping-cheating_shoutcaster.

Here they are forever kept incase he deletes again
 

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WHO DO I GOTTA FUCK TO GET HEAD ADMIN AROUND HERE
OR DO I JUST GOTTA GIVE HEAD TO AN ADMIN
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ** her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ** her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it

-SHANK 2017

forever a bone

 


()_)~*  Forever Alone.

#GOOL

#DONUT~IS~KING

#FUCK~GABEN

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commanderdonut   
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^6NIGGA I RUN SHIT!!!!
#KING

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trumpgtx   
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#LATENIGHTTHOUGHTS 

#LIFEISDEEP

#SOISTHISCOCK

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ABRAXAS   
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Blunt, you are insane.

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shank   
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Didn't want some carny barker blabbering nonsense in my fucking ear at 4am while I'm trying to watch Shutter Island.

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saleen08   
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~s0c4thy~ 

 

or was it ~s0cathy~

 

don't remember.

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sh0tyz   
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1 minute ago, saleen08 said:

~s0c4thy~ 

 

or was it ~s0cathy~

 

don't remember.

Yeah that looks right .. ~s0c4thy~

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ABRAXAS   
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Guys, when are we going to see Shutter Island??

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Matej   
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~s0 th30~

took me a second to remember the Shutter Island reference. Solid meme'ing. best memer in this thread hands down donut. [the ^6 vc0d reference]

TBH My overwhelming satisfaction at the fact that the thetz continues to exist is what's truly insane... in all of it's *tz* facets. All of them glorious, each in their own way... With Lord Donut smiling down from the sky like that big happy white gerber baby from Teletubbies. @Donut ~ bless up.

Only now, after years of experience... - after being a part of so much more joy and loss and insanity, do I have the wisdom to see how on top I truly am. And how truly insignifant the Nerv9 LAN was. Now I can sit on my throne and wonder how much time and energy was spent in a frail attempt to make worse of an already in-humane situation occurring within a very human individual. Every time you laUgh or mention my name, remembering I'm sitting back laughing in the corner counting my women. I made it. And on my mountain of women... I'm sitting there... visualize this...

It's a mountain of fucking CHEESE. Lot's of different kinds of cheese. I'm talking Harvati. Denmark. Sweden. London. France, your mother's underpants.

Meanwhile...

You're busy thinking [in between your late night Hentai masturbation fetish sessions] about an obscure incident in the middle of buttfuck PA at a nerd gathering where one particular nerd happened to have a bought of psychosis...

and about how funny that was ...

H8RS G0NNA H8


 

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ABRAXAS   
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2 hours ago, Matej said:

~s0 th30~

took me a second to remember the Shutter Island reference. Solid meme'ing. best memer in this thread hands down donut. [the ^6 vc0d reference]

TBH My overwhelming satisfaction at the fact that the thetz continues to exist is what's truly insane... in all of it's *tz* facets. All of them glorious, each in their own way... With Lord Donut smiling down from the sky like that big happy white gerber baby from Teletubbies. @Donut ~ bless up.

Only now, after years of experience... - after being a part of so much more joy and loss and insanity, do I have the wisdom to see how on top I truly am. And how truly insignifant the Nerv9 LAN was. Now I can sit on my throne and wonder how much time and energy was spent in a frail attempt to make worse of an already in-humane situation occurring within a very human individual. Every time you laUgh or mention my name, remembering I'm sitting back laughing in the corner counting my women. I made it. And on my mountain of women... I'm sitting there... visualize this...

It's a mountain of fucking CHEESE. Lot's of different kinds of cheese. I'm talking Harvati. Denmark. Sweden. London. France, your mother's underpants.

Meanwhile...

You're busy thinking [in between your late night Hentai masturbation fetish sessions] about an obscure incident in the middle of buttfuck PA at a nerd gathering where one particular nerd happened to have a bought of psychosis...

and about how funny that was ...

H8RS G0NNA H8


 

TF IS WRONG WITH YOU BRO, EVEN SHANK AINT LIKE THIS

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hostage   
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Anyone remember that time polanski joined our cod2 pug and tk'd 2 of us, and then insta disconnected? I remember it like it was yesterday...........

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ABRAXAS   
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Polanski = dead meme

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sh0tyz   
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2 hours ago, hostage said:

Anyone remember that time polanski joined our cod2 pug and tk'd 2 of us, and then insta disconnected? I remember it like it was yesterday...........

whoa dude how do you remember that? that was so long ago Kappa

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ABRAXAS   
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Just now, sh0tyz said:

whoa dude how do you remember that? that was so long ago Kappa

Feel free to throw a ban on him next time

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trumpgtx   
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6 hours ago, Matej said:

~s0 th30~

took me a second to remember the Shutter Island reference. Solid meme'ing. best memer in this thread hands down donut. [the ^6 vc0d reference]

TBH My overwhelming satisfaction at the fact that the thetz continues to exist is what's truly insane... in all of it's *tz* facets. All of them glorious, each in their own way... With Lord Donut smiling down from the sky like that big happy white gerber baby from Teletubbies. @Donut ~ bless up.

Only now, after years of experience... - after being a part of so much more joy and loss and insanity, do I have the wisdom to see how on top I truly am. And how truly insignifant the Nerv9 LAN was. Now I can sit on my throne and wonder how much time and energy was spent in a frail attempt to make worse of an already in-humane situation occurring within a very human individual. Every time you laUgh or mention my name, remembering I'm sitting back laughing in the corner counting my women. I made it. And on my mountain of women... I'm sitting there... visualize this...

It's a mountain of fucking CHEESE. Lot's of different kinds of cheese. I'm talking Harvati. Denmark. Sweden. London. France, your mother's underpants.

Meanwhile...

You're busy thinking [in between your late night Hentai masturbation fetish sessions] about an obscure incident in the middle of buttfuck PA at a nerd gathering where one particular nerd happened to have a bought of psychosis...

and about how funny that was ...

H8RS G0NNA H8


 

you should write a book

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ABRAXAS   
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3 minutes ago, trumpgtx said:

you should write a book

18223126

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Matej   
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Schizophrenia is an invented disease created by Western medicine for profit $$$$

Big Pharma - M.I.C. - Wall Street

There's not such thing as Schizophrenia or Bi-polar disease in the Amazon. It's called a rite of passage into a position as a village healer or shaman.

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ABRAXAS   
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Murdering us at nerv3 was a rite of passage?

 

Makes sense.

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Matej   
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1 hour ago, ABRAXAS said:

Murdering us at nerv3 was a rite of passage?

 

Makes sense.

THE RITE of passage was me NOT murdering you... I passed the test.

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ABRAXAS   
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10 minutes ago, Matej said:

THE RITE of passage was me NOT murdering you... I passed the test.

that was a test to get you to tell the truth that you really were thinking about killing all of us.

 

#FATJESUSWASRIGHT

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Matej   
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this is too meta for me

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ABRAXAS   
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just promise not to kill anyone from our community. greenlight on anyone else (especially league of legends people)

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trumpgtx   
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15 hours ago, Matej said:

Schizophrenia is an invented disease created by Western medicine for profit $$$$

Big Pharma - M.I.C. - Wall Street

There's not such thing as Schizophrenia or Bi-polar disease in the Amazon. It's called a rite of passage into a position as a village healer or shaman.

'..we are all just fish living in a giant fishbowl, controlled by aliens resembling the same shape and interal formation as lasagna..'

                                                                                            - Author Unknown

 

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Matej   
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" You only live once ‒ that’s the motto nigga YOLO
And we 'bout it every day, every day, every day."

- Drake
 

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Primo   
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This is definitely the best, combining new memes with old faces. Truly things never change

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